Toffee Talks About Acro-Cats

I've been having a conversation with my old woman. This is just one letter soon to be published in my next book. Watch this space...if you know what's good for you.

Dear Old Woman,

I heard you discussing The Amazing Acro-Cats with that woman with the big nose from two doors down. You know, the one you can see coming long before she turns the corner.

It seems they are a troupe of performing cats who do lots of tricks on stage. You were of the opinion that training me would be absolutely impossible as I never do a darn thing I am told.

You have a point. However, I might not be a good trainee but I am a good trainer. After all, I had you and the old man fully trained within two weeks of coming to live with you.

Toffee

 

Dear Toffee,

Unfortunately, this is true.

The Old Woman

          

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