Monday, 28 September 2020

Toffee's Facial Expressions




The old woman was complaining that I only had one expression - and that was "grumpy". It's a lie, of course. I have very many different expressions and I look bright and cheerful in all of them. She's so dim she can't distinguish one from another so I have compiled a handy guide.


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Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.


            


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10 comments:

  1. Looks like the Four Stages of Cute!

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  2. Looks like Toffee is a very sweet kitty! Seriously!

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    1. I am very sweet, Kathe. I don't know why my old woman doesn't realise it. (Excuse me while I extract my claws from her arm.)

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  3. Good thing you made a chart for her :) XO

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    1. Exactly. She's a bit dim and needs everything explained very slowly and carefully.

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    1. Thank you. I am full of the milk of feline kindness. Which reminds me... milk, old woman, now, not next week.

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  5. Hahaha. Toffee, she made a pretty funny joke at your expense. Fortunately, I can visualize your exact face upon reading this comment :p

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