I've been having a conversation with my old woman. This is just one letter soon to be published in my next book. Watch this space...if you know what's good for you.
Dear Old Woman,
I heard you discussing The Amazing Acro-Cats with that
woman with the big nose from two doors down. You know, the one you can see
coming long before she turns the corner.
It seems they are a troupe of
performing cats who do lots of tricks on stage. You were of the opinion that
training me would be absolutely impossible as I never do a darn thing I am
told.
You have a point. However, I might not
be a good trainee but I am a good trainer. After all, I had you and the old man
fully trained within two weeks of coming to live with you.
Toffee
Dear Toffee,
Unfortunately, this is true.
The Old Woman
Toffee, cats train humans easier than the other way around...we agree 100%!
ReplyDeleteIt's a cat thing Toffee. 99% have their humans trained before they can blink an eye!
ReplyDeleteI've seen The Amazing Acro-Cats, they are indeed amazing.
ReplyDeleteI will never work for my food. ~Angel Bear Cat
ReplyDeleteThank you, all kitties, for keeping us humans on our toes. :D
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