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Not So Sweet Toffee
Prawn aficionado, diva, grumpy, rude - but enough of the compliments, read on...
Monday, 25 September 2023
Toffee's Purrpetual Pest
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Tuesday, 19 September 2023
Toffee's Messy Bed
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Monday, 11 September 2023
Toffee And The Disappearing Socks
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Thursday, 7 September 2023
Toffee's Glamorous Life
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Thursday, 31 August 2023
Toffee Rejects Her Cat Food
Old man and old woman, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? Please keep to my list of approved comestibles.
The recent brand of cat food you served me was not on my list. What were you thinking? I’m a cat, not a garbage disposal! I have standards. Don't think I didn't notice it was supermarket own brand gloop, faintly redolent of some kind of fishy flavour.
There are certain flavours and brands that are simply unacceptable for my consumption. Yet, here we are. I can’t even begin to describe the horror I felt when I took that first bite. It was like eating a bowl of soggy cardboard.
Old man, don't think I didn't hear you whispering to the old woman, "She won't even notice. Trust me."
Oh yes I will - and I did.
So please, for the love of all that is holy, get it together. I deserve better than this.
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Tuesday, 22 August 2023
Toffee: Fashion Guru
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Monday, 14 August 2023
Toffee Questions The Cat Food
The Old Woman called me entitled, just because I sent her this message today. Entitled? I prefer to think I just have high standards.
(This conversation is included in my book Catty Conversations: Letters From A Feline Diva).
Dear Old Woman,
The time has come
for me to reiterate my requirements for my comestibles. Before dishing up any
old slop, ask yourself the following questions:
- Is this food of an acceptable quality?
- Have you read the ingredients list?
- Does it have added vitamins?
- Have you tasted it?
- Did it come from a foil tray?
- Do posh cats eat it?
- Could you put it on a silver plate?
- Does it contain prawns?
Toffee
Dear Toffee,
All the food we
give you is perfectly fine and of good quality. I am not going to taste it
first, you will not always get it from a foil tray and it may not necessarily
contain prawns.
You have two
choices, Toffee. Take it or leave it.
The Old Woman
That’s it. I’m going to starve.
Look at this!