Monday 19 December 2022

Toffee Loses The Christmas Spirit

The costume the old woman has been looking at on the internet.

Hope you are all ready for Christmas. I've bought my presents. I'm getting the old woman a cardboard box and the old man a packet of prawns. They are sure to appreciate the thoughtfulness I've put into choosing their gifts.

Not that the old woman deserves a gift. I caught her looking at this cat costume on the internet. Word to the wise, old woman, if that costume gets anywhere near my body you and it are both toast! You have been warned...

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