Monday, 29 November 2021

Toffee Is Training For Christmas


None of these little tree wreckers is me! It's not that I
 wouldn't be so naughty but that I would never get caught!


Hooray! Christmas is coming. The old man and old woman haven't yet put up the tree but I can't wait. I want to see if I can break my previous record of wrecking it in 5mins 6secs. 

I've been in training for the big day. This morning I swatted a vase off the bookshelf.  The old woman was furious. I may be a cat but I'm in the dog house. 

I don't know why she was so upset. It was a hideous vase so I've done her a favour.





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12 comments:

  1. I know you are a very good girl. XO

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    1. Yes, I am! Just ask my old woman. On second thoughts, maybe not...!

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  2. Your story reminds me of the year Kitty totaled my father's really ugly and creepy bird ornaments. My father wasn't happy - but my Mom, brother and I were beyond happy!

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  3. I approve of that! From Toffee xx

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  4. How are you with cactus.....asking for a friend ;)
    Purrs
    ERin

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    1. Oo, we don't have a cactus but I can see it could well cause maximum discomfort! It's on my Santa list now!

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  5. wavez two ewe toffee N thanx for stoppin bye R blog...itz nice ta make new friendz =^..^=

    R spellin iz knot sew grate but we can tell de food gurl ta switch it up two "regular" speech next time we stop bye...let uz noe...

    pea ess....thiz countree iz a LOT miz guided.....haz been for YEERZ !!!
    ;)

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  6. Dear Tabbies, you are much more understandable than my old woman after a couple glasses of vino and your spelling is much better than my old man's! So please reply how you please. I love getting your comments.

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  7. YAY & all ritie :) heerz two a grate week end; we haz added yur blog two
    R reedin list.. eat much perch pizza pie ;) ♥

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  8. Oh WOW, that is something, scaling new heights fur sure!

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  9. Oh my gosh, this was 3 minutes of pure Christmas kitty bliss and hilarity! Wonderful!!

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  10. Oh, I'm sending this to my husband. lol

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