Friday 8 April 2022

Toffee Is Annoyed (Just For A Change)

Don't listen to the old woman's bullshit. THIS IS NOT ME. She found this picture on the internet and claims it looks just like me.

She also asserted it's the kind of stupid position I would get myself into - and then laughed like a drain. There's something seriously wrong with that woman. SERIOUSLY WRONG.

I have been making my displeasure known by employing my annoyed face whenever she is in my vicinity.

I'm so angry that I'm taking myself off to sleep and I refuse to come out of the bedroom until there are prawns in my bowl.

I HAVE SPOKEN, old woman.

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  1. I know it is not you. You are much cuter. XO

    1. Thank you! You are very observant!

  2. toffee we new ina fast minit that cat waz knot yur gorgeouz self .. N if ewe knead sum prawns; N they iz KNOT dee livered pron em.. N order em on line...they will dee liver two yur houz ;) ♥

  3. Genius! Lots of prawns coming my way!

  4. Yes, you should get POD... Prawns On Demand!

  5. Prawns...if we have any here we will send them right over...the pawppy dude will never miss them...we think. Petcretary hates them herself, LOL! So she won't be missing any of them at all!

    We sure do hope you are not as discombobulated as that kitty at the top...maybe he/she needs to go to the circus!

  6. Uh oh, that cat looks suspiciously like Flynn!