OK, so YESTERDAY was Ginger Cat Appreciation Day.
Yet again I have been cruelly ignored. No gifts. NOTHING. It's OK. Revenge is a gift best served cold - as cold as the hearts of the old man and the old woman.
* * * * * * *Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.