I have some extremely worrying news to impart. The old woman has discovered JibJib. This is some INANE site that makes little videos out of your face. *Sigh. Here's her latest. The stupid idiot said I was too "grumpy" so she was going to make me happy. It didn't work. Oh no, it didn't work AT ALL.
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If you really want to be happy READ THIS.
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* * * * * * *Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.