Thursday, 22 July 2021

Toffee Isn't Happy





I have some extremely worrying news to impart. The old woman has discovered JibJib. This is some INANE site that makes little videos out of your face. *Sigh. Here's her latest. The stupid idiot said I was too "grumpy" so she was going to make me happy. It didn't work. Oh no, it didn't work AT ALL. 


If you really want to be happy READ THIS.




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Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.


            
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3 comments:

  1. You poor kitty. Remember revenge is best served as a pee on the bed or a puke in a shoe. :) XO

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