Toffee's Busy Day of Housework

This is not me - but this how exhausted I felt after tidying up.

Today I have been helping with the housework. I have dusted shelves by rolling across them - admittedly I broke a couple of things. Couldn't be helped - collateral damage.

I licked a plate clean as a new pin. The old woman shouted, "Ew, Toffee!" and immediately poured boiling water on it and put it in the dishwasher, so I think she was grateful for my assistance in getting the original bits of food off.

I found a couple of spider webs and ate the spiders. Got another, "Ew, Toffee!" for that one but she got the feather duster out and completed the job after I had made a good start on it.

I tidied the old man's desk by knocking all the papers off it onto the floor. It's now the tidiest desk I have ever seen it. Can't wait to see his face when he gets home.

So that's my busy day done. If you need my help, give me a call. (Payment must be in packets of prawns.)

Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.

            

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