Friday 11 June 2021

Toffee's Busy Day of Housework

This is not me - but this how exhausted I felt after tidying up.

Today I have been helping with the housework. I have dusted shelves by rolling across them - admittedly I broke a couple of things. Couldn't be helped - collateral damage.

I licked a plate clean as a new pin. The old woman shouted, "Ew, Toffee!" and immediately poured boiling water on it and put it in the dishwasher, so I think she was grateful for my assistance in getting the original bits of food off.

I found a couple of spider webs and ate the spiders. Got another, "Ew, Toffee!" for that one but she got the feather duster out and completed the job after I had made a good start on it.

I tidied the old man's desk by knocking all the papers off it onto the floor. It's now the tidiest desk I have ever seen it. Can't wait to see his face when he gets home.

So that's my busy day done. If you need my help, give me a call. (Payment must be in packets of prawns.)

Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.


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  1. Toffee...what would your family do without you? Keep up the good work!

  2. I would gladly accept your help and pay in plenty of pawns. I love it when our kitties manage to spill my hubby's water cup and he finally has to deal with the mess of stuff on his end table. XO

  3. I'm exhausted thinking of all you did. Be well!