WARNING! WARNING! There is a child is in the house, brought in by its mother. I am keeping an eye on it as I know from previous experience that these miniature hoomans are prone to erratic behaviour.
Luckily this one seems to be both static and mute, which are qualities to which all miniature hoomans should aspire.
Then the old man said to mute miniature hooman, “What’s the matter, buddy. Cat got your tongue?” Bloody typical. I get blamed for everything in this house. NO, I DO NOT HAVE MINIATURE HOOMAN’S TONGUE.
(Have you looked under the sofa?)
Cats and children do not always mix, although I know lots of cats who love children. Go figure...
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