Tuesday, 6 August 2019

Toffee Leaves Paw Prints

The old woman showed the old man this wall-hanging. I thought it was rather cute but, guess what, the old man just LAUGHED.

"Yeah," he said, "And on floors you've just washed, all over the furniture, on windowsills, on clean bedding, on your new white shirt (while you're wearing it), in wet cement, on clean cars, on neatly folded piles of fresh laundry..." and on and on he went.

The man's a Grade One Idiot.

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  1. They do leave pawprints on your heart. And I don't mind them leaving them anywhere they want :)

  2. I do wish our girls would not spit up their food everywhere. ~sigh~ I just cleaned up a mess in the hall carpet this morning. Heh...