The old man was stomping around the loft yesterday, looking for some woodworking tool he'd carefully stowed away (i.e. slung up there and immediately lost). He stumbled across one of those old-style TV sets which he brought down to take off to the rubbish dump.
STOP, old man!
You must make this with it. NOW. After all, I am a STAR and deserve to be on the tellybox daily.
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