Thursday 12 October 2023

Toffee's Plant Skills

Dear Old Man and Old Woman,
Careful where you step when you get home from work. Zombies have upended that big plant you have just re-potted and scattered it all over the sitting-room. You used rather a lot of compost, didn’t you?

Dear Toffee,
Zombies? It was YOU, wasn’t it, you little nuisance! You don’t fool us.
The Old Man and Old Woman
Dear Old Man and Old Woman,
I'm pleading the fifth amendment.

Look at this: 

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  1. *whispers* Toffee...hey, Toffee!
    Wash those paws, pronto!

  2. If they must bring something that tempting into the house, then the fault is all theirs!

  3. Replies
    1. Funny? Zombies are never funny!...

  4. I hate to seem rude, but it looks like the plant's about to receive a hairball. lol