Toffee's Plant Skills

Dear Old Man and Old Woman,

Careful where you step when you get home from work. Zombies have upended that big plant you have just re-potted and scattered it all over the sitting-room. You used rather a lot of compost, didn’t you?

Toffee

Dear Toffee,

Zombies? It was YOU, wasn’t it, you little nuisance! You don’t fool us.

The Old Man and Old Woman

Dear Old Man and Old Woman,

I'm pleading the fifth amendment.

Toffee

(Letter from Catty Conversations: Letters From A Feline Diva).

Look at this: 

Such a naughty book from the irrepressible Toffee!

Here's her other book: Not So Sweet Toffee

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