Tuesday 19 September 2023

Toffee's Messy Bed


Have you heard of Tracey Emin? She's the British artist who became famous for exhibiting her messy bed in an art installation called My Bed.

I recently experienced something similar and had to convey my displeasure to the old man and old woman. Here's my letter:

Dear Old Man and Old Woman,
I went to lie down on the bed this morning and was astonished at how untidy it was. It looks like a Tracey Emin installation. Please don't leave it in such a mess again. It's upsetting my aesthetic sensibilities.
Toffee

Dear Toffee,
We would have had time to make the bed properly if we hadn't overslept after SOMEONE woke us with their shenanigans at 3pm, 4pm, 5pm and 6pm.
The Old Man and Old Woman

Dear Old Man and Old Woman,
That’s no excuse for poor standards.
Toffee





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11 comments:

  1. I have not heard of this artist before, but I do sympathize with your pawrents; they need SLEEP, Toffee!

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    1. They should be co-ordinating their sleeping time with mine!

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  2. Poor Toffee never did manage to train those humans. :)

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    1. It's an uphill struggle, I'm afraid!

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  3. Toffee ~ you look adorable ~ Xo ~ need to sleep at night ~ must be something waking you up? eh? ~

    Wishing you good health, laughter, and love in your days,
    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  4. We feel for you over here Toffee! We are still trying to train our humans! They are so messy!

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    1. Tell me about it. Sometimes the laundry basket is so full of clean clothes that I can't sit on it with my muddy paws. Unbelievable.

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  5. That's a funny letter Toffee but I sure would never cat that art MOL! Thanks for joining our Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!

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    1. Didn't look very arty to me either! Unless my house is sometimes one big art installation!

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