This picture is not of me, obvs, but says all I want to say at the moment.
The old woman is grumbling about some infringement of the regulations she seems to think I have perpetrated.
She continually fails to understand that I am my own feline woman and do not take kindly to reprimands.
If there are any prawns missing from the bowl on the countertop, I cannot possibly admit to being a party to their disappearance.
Now please excuse me while I search out the snack I have hidden behind the sofa...