Monday, 2 August 2021

Gold Medal Winner






Have you been watching the Olympics? The old woman has been glued to the TV (not literally - that would be painful), not realising that she has a gold medal winner in her own  house.

Yes, I iz athlete. To be precise, a gymnast. The floor exercise is my event and I am particularly proud of my double pike.




After an amazing routine of flips, twists, leaps and tumbling, I fall dramatically to the floor for the grand finale.



You're impurressed with my gold-medal winning purrformance in the Purrlympics, aren't you?

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Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.


            
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2 comments:

  1. I am not into sports or competition so I don't watch. I would give you a gold for cuteness though. XO

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    1. Same here. :P But you are a finalist for a medal in my book, Toffee.

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