Yes, I iz athlete. To be precise, a gymnast. The floor exercise is my event and I am particularly proud of my double pike.
After an amazing routine of flips, twists, leaps and tumbling, I fall dramatically to the floor for the grand finale.
You're impurressed with my gold-medal winning purrformance in the Purrlympics, aren't you?
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Well, I've finally done it. I have written my no-holds-barred exposé of my life. Prepare to be AMAZED, prepare to be SHOCKED, prepare to be ENTHRALLED. Left is the paperback, right is the Kindle version.
I am not into sports or competition so I don't watch. I would give you a gold for cuteness though. XO
ReplyDeleteSame here. :P But you are a finalist for a medal in my book, Toffee.
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