New Cat Food For Toffee

Toffee: Sit down, old woman. We need to talk. 

This new cat food you've given me: 

• Is it of an acceptable quality? 
• Have you read the ingredients list? 
• Have you tasted it? 
• Does it have added vitamins? 
• Is it cheaper than my old food?
• Did it come from a tin, pouch or foil tray?
• Do posh cats eat it?
• Could you put it on a silver plate? 

Old woman: In order of question, Toffee - Yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, of course, definitely not. You have two choices, Toffee. Take it or leave it. 

Toffee: (Gives old woman withering look and stalks off.)

Half an hour later cat food has "mysteriously" disappeared.

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