Monday 2 November 2020

New Cat Food For Toffee

Toffee: Sit down, old woman. We need to talk. 

This new cat food you've given me: 
  • Is it of an acceptable quality? 
  • Have you read the ingredients list? 
  • Have you tasted it? 
  • Does it have added vitamins? 
  • Is it cheaper than my old food?
  • Did it come from a tin, pouch or foil tray?
  • Do posh cats eat it?
  • Could you put it on a silver plate? 
Old woman: In order of question, Toffee - Yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, of course, definitely not. You have two choices, Toffee. Take it or leave it. 

Toffee: (Gives old woman withering look and stalks off.)

Half an hour later cat food has "mysteriously" disappeared.

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  1. Toffee you are hysterically funny! Hugs to you and your patient family!

  2. Glad she finally approved. :)

  3. Oh, Toffee, you need to take notes from our Jezebel. One person puts out food but then the other must make a show of presenting it later before the kibble/canned food/treats are acceptable enough to finish. ~sigh~ Sometimes it's not easy having opposable thumbs. ~grin~ Be well!