Yesterday was Kiss A Ginger Day. Who on EARTH thought this was a good idea? I have to skedaddle pretty damn quick to escape the amatory osculations of my old woman at the best of times without making it official.
I spent all day trying to dodge her attempts to plant a smacker on the top of my head. I hardly got a wink of sleep - only 16 hours compared to my usual 18.
This day should be BANNED for the sake of all gingers who don't want to end the day sleep-deprived and with soggy fur.
I. AM. NOT. PLEASED.
