Monday 14 November 2022

Toffee Gets A Treat




My old woman decided to be "creative", a move that could only end in tears. My tears.  She decided to cook up a treat for me. For goodness sake, old woman, buy packets of prawns or Dreamies or chuck some cheese in my direction and save yourself the trouble.

She found a recipe for fish pate and proceeded to butcher a perfectly good whole fish. Why on earth she couldn't have used ready prepared fillets, like any normal person would do, I have no idea. 

You have never seen such carnage in your life. Bones and entrails all over the kitchen. Then she boiled it. I hadn't smelled anything so vile since I found a three-month old piece of pork I'd put in the garden shed and forgotten about.

My cue to skedaddle and hide under the bed in the guest bedroom. By the time I emerged, most of the fish "treat" had disappeared, leaving only a malodorous miasma lingering in the air.

"Here, have a few Dreamies, Toffee. The fish treat wasn't a huge success," she said.

Result!



          
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10 comments:

  1. Toffee, we are glad that you received Dreamies instead!

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  2. I am glad you got your Dreamies, Toffee. When humans decide to make cat treats it never ends well.

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    1. Not many things end well if my old woman is cooking them. Ha-ha!

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  3. Oh no. That smell would have driven us crazy. Although we do like and eat just plain cooked Salmon.

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    1. I like plain salmon or tuna but my favourite food is PRAWNS!

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  4. My cats would prefer Dreamies, or as we call them Temptations. :)

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    1. Didn't know that's what they were called in your part of the world! They are a temptation, it's true!

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  5. Can you believe my sisfur doesn't "do" treats like Temptations? ~Ellie Mae

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