In his head Rajah looks like this but he's nothing but a plain old scruffy cat.
Rajah, the stoopid cat from next door, thinks he's so grand because he's got a smidgeon of pedigree cat in him but let me tell you, he's nothing but an ANNOYING LITTLE TWERP with minimal hygiene skills.
What has he done to upset me now? He's breathing for a start but apart from that he crept into my house when the door was left open (YOUR fault, old woman) and stole my breakfast.
I have my revenge planned. I'm going to lure him into the garden by dressing like this.
Scary, huh? Then I will...
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ATTACK...
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and peck him into submission. That'll teach him to tangle with Toffee. Little oik.
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Death to any cat who DARES to invade your territory, Toffee!
ReplyDeleteToo true!
Deletetoffee. deer cod all mite tee…pleez…noe….any thing but a burd…scare him with like a vizshuz deer hat 🙀
ReplyDeleteA 'vizshuz' deer hat - good idea!
DeleteThat should do the trick...after he gets up off the floor laughing, I mean from shock!
ReplyDeleteYes SHOCK! No one will be laughing. Humph.
DeleteWhat the cluck Toffee, that's one cool hoodie!
ReplyDeleteThank you. I AM a very cool cat.
DeleteHe definitely needs to be shown who's boss!!!
ReplyDeleteHe really does and I'm just the person to do it!
DeleteYou are the queen of your domain. If it takes looking like a hen, so be it.
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