The old woman is working from home today. I'd better go and supervise because she's bound to get everything wrong if left to her own devices.
I had a look at the screen but she doesn't seem to have got her arse in gear yet - although she has managed to make herself a cup of coffee and put some cookies on the plate.
'Ah, my secretary has arrived,' she said. NO, old woman, you mean your BOSS has arrived.
I can see it's time to crack the whip and get her moving. She needs to earn money to keep me in prawns and Dreamies. Come on, old woman, stop yapping and get working!