Wednesday, 2 February 2022

Scampi: Toffee's Canine Friend





Don't judge me but I have a dog friend.

He's called Scampi and is a mischievous tripod (i.e. he has three legs). I don't mind him because although he's well behaved most of the time, he occasionally gets a rush of blood to the head and digs big holes in his mum's lovely, well cared for garden. Way to go, Scampi!

So, although dogs are mostly annoying yappers with no redeeming features, Scampi is OK.

Anyhoo, Scampi's mum Sharon sent me this picture. This is exactly what I see because I am royalty. As Queen of my domain, I expect to be obeyed, I do as I please, I demand a banquet a prawns every day and I ALWAYS get my own way.

As for my two hoomans, they are most definitely peasants.








            
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10 comments:

  1. We know many animals do just fine with three legs, but we are having a time imagining how Scampi can still dig holes. Missing a back leg would make it difficult to balance while he used his front paws, and a missing front paw would leave only one to dig with. Does he dig lying down ?

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    1. No, he doesn't lie down but the little monkey manages it somehow!

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  2. Yes, I do believe that is what cats see. :) XO

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  3. toffee; we iz see in.. eggs act lee what ewe see two... sew all uz catz canna bee wrong....trooth....and yea, therz good dawgz out ther...dig on scampi !!!! ☺☺

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  4. I know of a three-legged cat named 'Tippy'. ~grin~ But I have a question. Why don't you have a billion followers? You're awesome.

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    1. Thank you, Darla. You are a very clever person!

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  5. An okay poop-eater? That's something I'd have to see to believe!
    On another note, how did the cartoonist get into my head? ~Latte

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  6. I am not sure this is how my cat sounds, but she certainly scares the heck out of anyone that enters our-- I mean her domain.

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