Look at me with my cute floofy belly!
"You looking for a belly rub?" asked the old man. I wriggled. "OK then, girl."
I allowed a couple of strokes - then I attacked his hand.
"Ow! I'm going to swap you for a gerbil!" he shouted.
He should get help; he's clearly insane.
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I would love to rub the tummy. XO
ReplyDeleteWe're pretty sure an ER visit would TOTALLY be worth petting that belly for ...
ReplyDeleteOh, my, that is tempting. :D
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