Monday 8 March 2021

Toffee's Scientific Fact





Dear Old Man and Old Woman,

Scientists have proved beyond all reasonable doubt that you need to increase my prawn supply quite considerably or I will die from malnutrition. #ScientificFact #NotMadeUpAtAll #AbsolutelyTrue

Yours In Anticipation,

Toffee

(Do you think this will work? They're a bit dim so they'll probably believe me.)




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5 comments:

  1. Yes! Frodo would also perish without his supply of prawns!

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  2. Is that Madame Meowrie Purrie in the picture ?

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  3. I am sure they will believe you. :)

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  4. I hear third breakfasts keep cats from getting sick. My Momma didn't fall for it - but I tried (I blame Google - these days, the humans have it easy with a simple internet search). ~Bear Cat

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