Monday 20 September 2021

Toffee's Missing Chicken





You find me in a bad mood; a very bad mood indeed. 

When you hear my tragic tale,  you will not be surprised.

This is what happened. Yesterday there was roast chicken for dinner. The old man and old woman gave me a lovely, juicy chunk. Well, I had just snaffled up a big bowl of tuna chunks so I thought I would save lovely, juicy chunk for a bit later.

I dragged it out into the garden and hid it under a bush. When I went out to retrieve said chicken - IT HAD VANISHED.




There on the fence, licking his lips, was Rajah ("ooo, I'm so grand I am part pedigree"), the stupid cat who lives next door. It didn't take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out what had happened.

I have my revenge planned. I'm going to lure him into the garden by dressing like this. 


Scary, huh?
Then I will...


ATTACK...


and peck him into submission. That'll teach him to tangle with Toffee. Little twerp.




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3 comments:

  1. That was so rude. Maybe there are some leftovers in the fridge. XO

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  2. I'm sure you'll figure things out. We ate chicken last night and left nothing to refrigerate for later, so sorry we cannot share. lol Be well!

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  3. Oh, man! And that DEFINITELY looks like a tasty whole chicken too!

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