I'm concerned about my old woman. The poor old soul is positively geriatric. Yet lately she's been trying to get "down wiv the kids".
I told her that having a loyalty card for every supermarket in the area didn't make her appear young. Then there was the dancing. She had a look at a few TikTok videos but decided she didn't want to put her back out.
She bought a pair of trainers and a baseball cap. I told her they didn't go with her navy blue polyester trousers with the elasticated waistband but she told me to "get with it, baby."
She listened to a conversation between her grand-daughter and her friends but to her it sounded like they were talking in English that had been put through a blender.
All these shenanigans have exhausted her so she's now having an afternoon nap. I think I may join her.
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