Toffee's Birds Disappear

A very strange state of affairs has occurred.

THERE ARE NO BIRDS IN THE GARDEN.

There were birds there when I went out this morning but, like something out of The Twilight Zone, they all flapped off into the great blue yonder. Not one remained.

I have NO IDEA why they flew off. They probably couldn't cope with my level of beauty. Yes, that must be it.

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