Wednesday, 24 April 2019

Toffee Isn't Snoring

The old woman reckons she has caught me snoring in this video. She is wrong. I AM NOT SNORING.

What I am doing, as she would know if she had half a brain, is emitting periodic low growls to keep zombies away. So... that's all the thanks I get for preventing her from having her brains sucked out. If I wasn't vigilant she would literally have only half a brain ... or none at all.

Here are some of the zombies I have scared away.

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1 comment:

  1. Tell your old woman she is so lucky to live in a zombie-free house.