Friday, 9 November 2018

Toffee And The Case Of The Missing Chicken




DO. NOT. TALK. TO. ME.


RAJAH. STOLE. MY. CHICKEN.


Which I had been saving for a rainy day. Today was raining.


Rajah ("ooo, I'm so grand I am part pedigree") is the stupid cat who lives next door. He looks like the picture above - not an actual picture of him, but you get my drift.


I have my revenge planned. I'm going to lure him into the garden by dressing like this. 



Scary, huh?
Then I will...


ATTACK...


and peck him into submission. That'll teach him to tangle with Toffee. Little twerp.

For those of who who like Siamese cats, here's a mug (just like Rajah - 'cos he's a mug, geddit?!): USA mug HERE. UK mug HERE.



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