DO. NOT. TALK. TO. ME.
RAJAH. STOLE. MY. CHICKEN.
Which I had been saving for a rainy day. Today was raining.
Rajah ("ooo, I'm so grand I am part pedigree") is the stupid cat who lives next door. He looks like the picture above - not an actual picture of him, but you get my drift.
I have my revenge planned. I'm going to lure him into the garden by dressing like this.
and peck him into submission. That'll teach him to tangle with Toffee. Little twerp.
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